Are you in need of a good laugh?
The conversation between my 9 year old and I before Valentine's Day:
H: Remember when you made a Valentine's shirt for D that said, "Chick Magnet"? Can you make me one like that?
Me: Sure, you want it to say "Chick Magnet"?
H: No, I want it to say:
Me (totally laughing): Are you sure? Will you really wear that to school?
H: Yeah, I will.