(Ed. note: The regular font is everyone on the planet who loves Harry Potter. The italicized text is me.)
Have you read these Potter books?
They will get you on a hook.
The entire world loves to read
About Harry, Ron, Hermione.
You will like them if you do.
Everyone seems to like them but you.
I do not like this Pottery guy
No matter how hard I try.
Do not take it personally,
Harry Potter is not for me.
Have you read these Potter books?
They will get you on a hook.
The entire world loves to read
About Harry, Ron, Hermione.
You will like them if you do.
Everyone seems to like them but you.
I do not like this Pottery guy
No matter how hard I try.
Do not take it personally,
Harry Potter is not for me.

Will you try to take a look?
Can you try One, Two, or Three?
Four, Five, Six, or Seven Please?
I tried with One and didn't get through
Then felt obliged to try with Two.
I waited few years and tried again,
With the same result my friend.
I do not like this Potter stuff
I tell you I have tried enough
I am happy as can be
To live my life Potter free.
Will you watch it on a screen?
At the movies or dvd?
Can you watch it in the dark?
At a drive-in movie park?
I tried to watch Movie One
Before it ended I was done.
Just not my thing, I've done my best.
Can we please put this to rest?
At the movies or dvd?
Can you watch it in the dark?
At a drive-in movie park?
I tried to watch Movie One
Before it ended I was done.
Just not my thing, I've done my best.
Can we please put this to rest?

Can you listen on cd?
While traveling cross the country?
Will you listen in a car?
If the road trip's very far?
I will try it in on cd,
After this you must leave me be.
I will listen to the story,
No doubt it will bore me.
Here I go, one last try
for this Harry Potter guy.
Say!
I like this Potter stuff
I just can't seem to get enough!
CD One is almost through,
I've got to get my hands on Two.
Jim Dale is quite the man
He turned me into a Potter fan.
the end.












